Last night I dreamed that I was temporarily working at this mall in Louisiana while I was vacationing down there, and my friend Brittney who I used to work with was working right next to me, and we found a bouncy ball on the ground, so we started playing with it and bouncing it back and forth between each other. Then we both got customers at the same time, so we had to just let the ball roll where it wanted to for a couple minutes. Then when we were done with the customers, we went to go look for the ball and these two bitchy scene girls were bouncing it off a wall a few feet away from us. I kept trying to catch it when it bounced closer to us, but the girls kept getting there first. Then finally I ran to catch it and kind of ran into one of the girls and I fell down and caught the ball.. She was so pissed that I ran into her, she kicked me in the side! So I said, “If you ever do that again, you’re going to get my heel in your face bitch!” (I was wearing my 4 inch pumps) They walked away like they were hot shit, and Brittney and I got back to work.
Later on, two security guards came up to me and said I had to fill out this form saying that I abused mall customers, and sign it, then take it to the police station. What the fuck?! I started filling out the form, but I realized that I should just put in fake information because I was only working there for a couple weeks and I lived in Michigan anyway, so worst case scenario, I’d have a warrant out for my arrest in Louisiana.. But who cares. So I made up a fake address and everything, signed it with my fake name, then dropped it off at the security office at the mall and walked out!
