I had another weird dream last night
Background: I have really bad hearing. I’ve never passed a hearing test, so I kinda just stopped taking them a while ago. Smart idea, I know. Also, I’ve been having really vivid dreams lately, and I can remember them.
So last night, I dreamed that I was taking a hearing test. It wasn’t even at a clinic. It was at a grocery store*, and the audiologist had set up a table in the produce setion. She handed me a piece of paper with boxes on it, and said, “I am going to go behind this wall and talk to you. You need to write down what I say in the boxes.” I was confused, so I tried to ask for help, but she just went behind the wall and started talking. I couldn’t understand what she was saying, so I just wrote down random shit in the boxes.
After the test, she came back and told me I failed the test. A second doctor came in and told me that I failed because I had a hymen in my ear.
Yes, you read that correctly. I woke up before Dr. Fruit Stand could tell me what to do about my ear-hymen.
*The same grocery store was in my dream a few days ago: Boyfriend Scott and I were taking a class together (It was a philosophy class taught in my 6th grade classroom, which was on top of a rickety old building.) and we went grocery shopping after class. Everything at the store looked really weird and unappetizing (octopus, anyone?) He was getting frustrated with me because I didn’t know what I wanted to get, so we went to the cafeteria (which was a cross between one of WSU’s dining centers and the hot dog place at Costco.) Our friend Eenee’s mom was some sort of cafeteria usher, and we had to wait for her to escort us to our table. She had pink hair for some reason. That’s all I remember.
