July 26th, 2009
Oh dear god of my worst nightmares.
I dreamt that I was sleeping, and woke up, started to talk to someone and all of my teeth crumbled. Like as soon as the tops and bottoms met, the tips of all of my teeth just shattered in to jagged points, then my two fillings fell out, then finally an entire tooth fell out.
I made an emergency call to the dentist, and while waiting little bits of tooth kept coming out.
Talking to the receptionist, I learned that my favorite dentist was in Florida, making a film that he apparently had been planning for for over a year. According to the receptionist, he even bought his own costumes!
Anyway, then I woke up briefly realized it was all a dream - and then fell back into the dream to discover that my teeth had magically rejuvenated.
Horrifying.
