August 2009
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Last night I dreamed that I was temporarily working at this mall in Louisiana while I was vacationing down there, and my friend Brittney who I used to work with was working right next to me, and we found a bouncy ball on the ground, so we started playing with it and bouncing it back and forth between each other. Then we both got customers at the same time, so we had to just let the ball roll where...
Aug 7th
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I had some vivid and insane dreams last night.
blackmariah: In one such dream Nudawn, Frangry, and I were at a football camp.  Frangry was wearing a bleach blonde wig and being a bitch to me, but Nudawn told I was actually kind cool so maybe she should lay off.  Then we had to do a bunch of line jumps and ride a bus somewhere. I don’t know where; I woke up at that point. Why the fuck do I have dreams involving people I don’t even know? ...
Aug 6th
i have the weirdest dreams.
julisaywhat: last night’s was about some third world country i was in and i made friends with the king’s girlfriend and we then helped these little boys escape bombings (?) then i had to say bye to her at this really cool hotel and then she was like you should go to the ballroom and i was like why? and she was like just go! then i go and see dorentina & michelle standing there in line to meet...
Aug 6th
I'm just being honest.
iamnotwolverine: I had a dream last night that I gave my number to my high school trig & stats teacher, and he and I were going to go out drinking when I turned 21. BEST. DREAM. EVER.
Aug 6th
I just had the most depressing dream.
thefrancakes: I was watching the last episode of Blue’s Clues with my ex-Steve and it was Steve Burns very last episode. And they made his hair all fake white and he was in suspenders and glasses. And he only got to the second clue before he skiddoed into a scrap book that had all these photos of the episodes and like his grand kids named SARAH and TATE.  And he goes “It sure is brighter in this...
Aug 6th
I was dreamed about last night.
lilfoot: Alex texted me to tell me about her dream: “yeah I dreamed that we were being chased by zombies and they got you. Then you were the head zombie and started chasing after me. Then you blew up a hospital and started eating brains and flesh.” I love representing the undead.
Aug 6th
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starbar: So another weird dream last night. I can only remember bits and pieces of it. But for the most part me and my family were being chased by some zombie hamsters O_o Yes I said zombie hamsters. And they were owned by some horrible dude trying to like rob us, I think, can’t remember that part well. He defiantly wanted something we had. And poor Jayden’s toe got bitten off by one of the darn...
Aug 6th
One of my (Kristell) weird dreams.
tellxkinkz: nanaxbananaa: tellxkinkz: Okay, first I had a dream that I was on a stool in the middle of my room. Then I realize that there’s a rope around my neck. Hand cuffs round my hands. Legs tied together. Then I see someone in a black mask tilt over the chair. Slowly I fall until I hear something SNAP! Second dream. I’m running through a forest in a white satin gown, bare footed....
Aug 6th
I have really odd dreams;
tigerghost: I was just chilling at home and  apparently there was a new virus that was spreading everywhere, and it was like that thing in Shaun of the Dead, right?. And then all these crazy zombies ran through my house with blood all over their mouths. And I’m not sure but I think they did a choreographed dance somewhere in there. So , I was pretty terrified. And it was just me, this random girl,...
Aug 6th
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My Dream
attiyakimberly: I totally dreamt of my two crushes from Freshman year. I was talking to them about school and it was really humid. I had a bad case of acne…
Aug 6th
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100 Followers!!! :D
pukingrainbows: last-nights-dreams!!! :D Thank you so much! AH! You’re so very welcome!!
Aug 5th
Ahhhh.
made-for-each-other: Had another messed up dream. This time, a few of my neighbors homes were on fire, and i ran around with a baby in my arms and rang all their doorbells, then called the fire department. Then, i went to Jen Evans’ house, and it turns out, her mom has a sick closet. So we admired her clothes for a long while. And yeah. Weird. Very weird. Currently: eating a poptart, learning...
Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
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OOOH!
moosiemoose: I just remembered my dream, Jon Stewart gave me a signed picture of himself that was the size of a thumb nail.  Then I got stuck in an elevator and when I called that help box thing, they accused me of murder.  So then they sent these black guys down to get me out of  the elevator, but they hand cuffed me once they got me out.  Then they took me to this other elevator and started...
Aug 5th
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jumaf0o: D: I had the weirdest dream last night. I was at a hotel with m fam, and idk there was this computer bad guy that was sucking everyone into the computer and then there were only two of us left me and someone I didn’t even know. but then I had two hand guns that I carried in my backpack and I always held one out cause I didn’t know if the computer bad guy was gonna strike and I thought I...
Aug 5th
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More weird dreams..
mzjamiie: Mmm.. goodmorning. I hardly remember this dream, but wtf, more Harry Potter? Oi vey. All of the Hogwarts students and I were in some.. hotel thing? And I found a pink sidekick so I took it LOL. All of us were sleeping and Harry was still sleeping while everyone else left. I was going to stay.. but I went to join others in the master suite room. They were watching a video.. something...
Aug 5th
infaithwetrust: so, the other night i had a dream i was harry potter. i battled some dementors with a really good patronous charm. for some reason, it was a hedgehog. then, i had to battle some large octopus looking monster. i tried using stupify on it about a million times, but  it wasn’t working. so, i used the spell that makes things smaller. i remember it from the book, but i can’t remember...
Aug 5th
weird. ass. dreams last night.
sognare: so, the first one was like… i was driving to visit friends or something, and it was nighttime. and then i guess i picked up some people? it was like 4, and in the group was this girl i went to high school with. and jsyk, i hated this girl in high school. i still do. she’s a dumb bitch who thinks she’s better than anyone and is super judgemental and RUDE. ugh i just hate her. well,...
Aug 5th
Weirdest Dream Ever
chelseax chaosx: well it was you me and someone else.
chelseax chaosx: and you had blonde hair, and i had the sweetest hair everrr. ill have to try to find a picture. and we were very dressed up in evening wear and stuff and we went to like this theatre
chelseax chaosx: and there were two parts one part was if your under 18 where you actually see movies, the other part was 18+ and it was a sex club type thing.
chelseax chaosx: and since we were looking so good the people at the door assumed we were 18+ and we went into the sex club part.
chelseax chaosx: first we went into the bathroom to pee and check out appearances, we really looked so good.
AshleyInuit: What can I say, when I look fly, I look fly B]
chelseax chaosx: lol
chelseax chaosx: so were in the bathroom and im worried because what if there arent lesbians in this club?
chelseax chaosx: and someone hears me say that and tells me they will be on me like white on rice, so not to worry.
chelseax chaosx: so we go out to the club part and there are all these people who are dressed up and some people are having sex, and then there are some like kinky sex shows.
chelseax chaosx: it was a bit like there was a miniature sex circus in the middle of this vlub, where people were putting on shows and stufff
chelseax chaosx: so you and whoever we were with find guys like immediately to chat it up with so you sit with them at their table and I walk around lookin for some tail.
chelseax chaosx: there was a black girl eyeing me, she was alright but i wanted better so i kept walking. there was another girl who was at a table with a bunch of guys who eyed me. i pulled up my dress and like mooned her as i walked by.
chelseax chaosx: and then my fricken phone vibrated and i woke up.
AshleyInuit: aww dip
AshleyInuit: that is a silly dream
AshleyInuit: I wonder where I went off to...
chelseax chaosx: you sat down at like the first table to chat it up with these fellows.
AshleyInuit: Was I chattin' it up? Or was I being a little slut?
chelseax chaosx: everyone looked like the people in PATD's video for but its better if you do
AshleyInuit: rofl
AshleyInuit: I love that video
chelseax chaosx: chattin it up, everyone chats first to see if they like who they are chatting to and then they slut it up
chelseax chaosx: you were only chatting
AshleyInuit: ew I hope I wasn't about to slut it up
chelseax chaosx: you probably were.
chelseax chaosx: you had been to the club before, it was my first time going.
chelseax chaosx: lol.
AshleyInuit: oh damn
AshleyInuit: lol
Aug 5th
I had this bomb as dream I was a dinosaur.
gandalfthewhite: I was tearing shit apart and shit. Fuck, I want to go back to sleep and finish this dream.
Aug 4th
weirdist dream.
kevinslife: so this is how my dream went i was walking with jake, on this dock, and then what was really weird was, he lived no where near one in real life and we were at his house, then we walked upstairs to get something then, his dad said no to something and yeah. so when we went back to the dock he was yelling to his dad, but when his dad responded it sounded like he was talking underneath...
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
Last night
ohmyjordan: I had a dream that I died and became a ghost (saw my own body, pretty trippy).
Aug 4th
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I had a dream about you last night
socoamerettolime: once again, I hate when you have dreams that make you really excited but then sad because you know it will NEVER happen.
Aug 4th
theseblisteredfingers: I woke up after having a really kick ass dream. I remember I went back to my old after school program to say hi to all my old coaches. A lot of them remembered me immediately, before I could even say anything. I got some handshakes and hugs and all that good stuff. I went inside into the game room, but this random black girl pushed me into this chair and gave me a short...
Aug 4th
starbar: Had the craziest dream that my tattoo guy (Shy) relocated his shop to a prison. Then got locked up becasue of mistaken identity. Was calling to run the shop and I was all like I can’t tattoo anyone. And he was all yeah you can. Well I had like a break down but then my first client came in and I did this kick ass tattoo and was all like fudge yeah! Yeah…. I have random dreams.
Aug 4th
I had a dream
onefortyfouram: that there was a parade going on in Fenton, on Owen road. And there were all these gigantic floats, like a giant businesswoman and godzilla. All of the sudden the floats turned into real monsters and started attacking all the buildings and people on Owen road. They started toward halle’s house and destroyed each building as they went. Taylor Massa and I ran down a side street away...
Aug 3rd
I had a dream that Lady Gaga chopped off her arms...
skyleafearthen: …and was crawling on my roof. She’s psycho.
Aug 3rd
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I had the Most weirdest dream ever, it's mix with...
mariel021003: I was hermione granger in my dream. So then I saw harry potter and lun lovegood sitting on the window, of course it’s those types of windows where you get to stand up and just walk on the rooof! I can’t remember like fully! but harry over something about his godfather,Sirius Black. Harry got really mad and just suuddenly stood up and left! He dropped something though. So I,...
Aug 3rd
I had the most random dream last night
beautifuldirtyrich: I don’t even remember all of it now because I was awaken by my uncle bursting into our house like the kool-aid man since my mom gave him a key to our house. All I remembered is: We were at some restaurant. David Beckham was there. I took a bunch of pictures with him. I told him that despite all the hatred from the rest of the Galaxy fans I still loved him, and that Landon...
Aug 3rd
CAN I JUST ADD THAT IN THE 40-ISH MINUTES OF SLEEP...
kevintenenbaum: THE ONLY DREAM I HAD INVOLVED ME TRYING TO GO SWIMMING, BUT MICHAEL PHELPS GOT IN THE FUCKING POOL AND TOLD ME TO GO BUY HIM SWEDISH FISH LIKE I WAS HIS BITCH OR SOMETHING? And I was so bitter that I bought him Swedish fish and then jumped on his back because I knew there were security cameras, and then I went and covered the security camera and left so the guards would think we...
Aug 1st
July 2009
29 posts
If only this dream came true.
curiousgirl: Last night I dreamt that I was dating Sasha Vujačič from the LA Lakers. Omg if only that were true irllllll. All I remember was us like holding hands or something and then the rest is a blur :( But hey, that’s better than nothing.
Jul 31st
I'm quite sure no one is going to read all of...
This was my dream last night. It gets pretty explicit at one point, so reader discretion is advised! It all started off with me being at a gas station. I went inside to pick up a few items that I needed. Before I got to the checkout counter, a little girl was at the counter with her dad’s credit card and she told the cashier that when they were ready to check out, this was going to be how...
Jul 30th
i had a dream my bank account was down to $4.75,
brennairene: however, i am pleased to report it’s still standing right around the $1,000 mark. and i like it that way(:
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Weird Dream #3
dailybranflakes: So Jordan and I were staying at this hotel for school or something idk, maybe a camp. The building was at least 3 stories tall and we were in a room with two other doors. A few people who were in the room left for a bit so we were talking when all of a sudden Jordan stops, realizes a different door is open and shouts, “ZOMBIE. RUN!” We look down the hall and see a zombie (like...
Jul 29th
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flightatnight: i had a crazy dream that these spiders were everywhere in the house and they would crawl into your skin and die. and they made you really sick. fuck dead spiders under your skin.
Jul 29th
My dream.
ashleyboo: OK, my dream last night was not as weird as Thinh’s…. well to me mines not too weird…. lol. Okay, here it goes,….. lol So woke up early in the morning and did the normal daily stuff, brushing teeth, eating dinner, all that. Then walked to the fridge and there was a letter saying that my BROTHER was going to drop me off at camp. Which clearly, means that im going camping… somewhere,...
Jul 29th
What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?
Jul 28th
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I just remembered my dream I had last night.
mentalzephyrs: It was quite frightening, part of it being a reoccurring nightmare I have. It also seemed to keep flowing from one dream to the next, not all separate, but tied together. It started on the fourth of July and my entire family was at these cliffs to get the best view of the fireworks. Everyone was jumping off into the water below and climbing back up. I wandered away into this...
Jul 28th
Dream I Had
slartibartpants: I rarely ever dream, or at least I rarely ever remember the dreams.  I kept hitting snooze and coming back to this one. I was working at a CVS in Italy and I got kidnapped by a group of people, the ringleader of which was a guy I currently work with at my real job.  They shot me in the foot, it really hurt, but I felt they were fairly benevolent about the whole situation as I...
Jul 28th
I had a dream i had a koala bear and it was sooo...
newfilosofee: :( *cries*
Jul 28th
Another Dream...
ezyrider: So last night I had a dream that I was climbing a very tall tree. I was almost at the top when I heard a noise that sounded like saws. Oh joy, they’re chopping down the tree. Trying to get down as fast as I can,the tree starts to lean over and then it tips. I landed through the roof of a greenhouse. Apparantly I ruined a lady’s vegetables. To my advantage I told her the Tree did more...
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
I had another weird dream last night
iseeellis: Background: I have really bad hearing. I’ve never passed a hearing test, so I kinda just stopped taking them a while ago. Smart idea, I know. Also, I’ve been having really vivid dreams lately, and I can remember them. So last night, I dreamed that I was taking a hearing test. It wasn’t even at a clinic. It was at a grocery store*, and the audiologist had set up a table in the produce...
Jul 27th
I just now remembered that last night in a dream I...
brittlikewoah: Obama was on a four wheeler riding to somewhere I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT ONE CAME FROM!
Jul 27th
And yet another dream...
yourbeloved: I had been at my grandparents’ house. We were having dinner and for some reason I was cooking. Hugh Grant was a dinner guest. Afterwards, Mr. Grant approached me. He was terribly charming, maybe too charming. He then explained to me that this was the point where I was suppose to ask if I could accompany him back to his limo. Despite his controversial involvment with prostitutes, I...
Jul 27th
Dream.
ezyrider: Last night I had a dream that this 8 year old boy and his girlfriend took there mom’s car. They were making out while driving, and they swerved and hit like everything. They hit cars, went off road, and caused people to hit each other. After that, for some reason al of us were in a room playing Rock Band. Weird. Kids do the darnest things.
Jul 27th
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I had a dream I was a librarian.
wannablessedbe: And I was a very happy librarian.
Jul 27th
Oh dear god of my worst nightmares.
sistermarymartha: I dreamt that I was sleeping, and woke up, started to talk to someone and all of my teeth crumbled. Like as soon as the tops and bottoms met, the tips of all of my teeth just shattered in to jagged points, then my two fillings fell out, then finally an entire tooth fell out. I made an emergency call to the dentist, and while waiting little bits of tooth kept coming out. ...
Jul 26th